It's power outage season! Grab the WEN 2000-Watt Inverter Generator and let's practice protocols in the basement!
I love a good power outage, thanks to my WEN here. In fact, I look forward to power outages so I can hear the bewildered cries of my neighbors while I rev up the WEN and enjoy some serious juice pumped into my emergency lights, emergency TV, and emergency soda stream. "Ah," I say, stepping out from my generator-run outdoor sauna booth while dressed in a see-thru smoking jacket as my helpless neighbors look on, "Ah," I repeat. They all think I'm crazy. All year round, they frown upon my hot pink house and my solid bronze pickup truck with unnecessary police sirens and my collection of defunct housekeeping and bridal magazines that spills out of my shed and into their yards. But now that the streetlights are off, all I can say is "Ah."
Wait. Everyone's lights are on too. No one is without power. What is going on? Oh. Everyone on my block got a WEN generator. "Ah."
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