GUARANTEED ARRIVAL BY CHRISTMAS!
We don't know her name. We don't know her story. All we know is that she'll be coming around the mountain at some point in the unspecified future. And, when this happens, we'll all be expected to go out and meet her and everyone will be forced to eat chicken and dumplings. Why? No one can say.
But it's safe to assume that if we've been making such a big deal about her arrival for like a hundred years or so, maybe we should have some sort of gift? Obviously she's very important and has traveled very far. It's quite reasonable to assume she might like some sort of laptop so that she can email us in the future., thus saving herself a massive, massive journey around this mountain. Which, by the way, remains unidentified.
So if you've got a nearby mountain and you're partial to your old red rooster, maybe get a nice colorful laptop instead? That way you'll have something to give her when she finally comes. Which, let's be honest, grows less likely each and every year.
Do you think something happened to her? Maybe we should go check...
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