Always be prepared.
An emergency food supply is good and all. But if you're going to survive the holidays with your family, we have another kit in mind that includes the following:
- Politics-canceling headphones
- The flu
- Excuses for not yet bearing grandchildren
- A kids' table disguise
- OR -
- A fold-out, one-seat table you can designate as the "me only" table
- Swarm of bees
- Clever comebacks for your racist aunt
- Papers for adoption by the new family of your choice (for worst case scenarios)
- One really big bottle of Jack
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