GUARANTEED ARRIVAL BY CHRISTMAS!
CIA HEADQUARTERS
LANGLEY, VA
12/19/15
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BRANTHWAITE: Well this is it, kid. This is where the magic happens.
BELL: Wow. It's bigger than I expected.
BRANTHWAITE: I thought the same thing on my first day. Anyway, take a look around. Get acclimated. Looks like Chief's about to make an announcement.
CHIEF: Listen up, folks. The Fat Man's on the move again. We've tracked 236 steps just this morning.
(GROANS ALL AROUND)
BELL: What? Is that a bad thing?
BRANTHWAITE: It just means we jumped the gun. He's still prepping.
BELL: Who's still prepping?
CHIEF: We're T-minus 6 days till Christmas morning. He's obviously a little behind. Probably getting the reindeer harnessed up. Checking the list again...
BRANTHWAITE: That's twice now. So we're getting close.
BELL: No way! Is he talking about...
BRANTHWAITE: Santa. Of course. Surprised?
BELL: Yeah! I didn't think he really existed.
BRANTHWAITE: That's because...
BELL: It's what we want people to think. Oh man!
BRANTHWAITE: Exactly.
BELL: So how are we tracking him?
BRANTHWAITE: FitBit. We switched it out with the one he got from Mrs. Claus last year.
BELL: Genius!
CHIEF: This puts us on course for about 1500 steps today. When we see that number drop around 300, 350... we'll know it's go time.
BRANTHWAITE: Unless it's Sunday.
BELL: Game day?
BRANTHWAITE: Yep.
CHIEF: BRANTHWAITE!
BRANTHWAITE: CHIEF! Sir?
CHIEF: I want you on chimney duty.
(SNICKERS ALL AROUND)
CHIEF: And take the new guy with you.
BRANTHWAITE: Yes, Sir!
BELL: Is that bad?
CHIEF: Well it ain't milk and cookies.
(SNICKERS ALL AROUND)
BRAINTHWAITE: C'mon, kid. We just scored the best seats in the house.
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