Hello and thank you for visiting the comforter fort. Before you enter, please be aware of the following:
This is a true comforter fort, by which I mean, it has been made using only Amrapur Down Reversible Comforters. It is for COMFORTER FORT PURISTS. Inside—or “under”—the comforter fort, you will find no poles or any support system at all. It is a comforter, held up by other comforters. Yes, this has resulted in it being called by roommates that will not be named, “just a pile of comforters,” but it is not. It is a comforter fort, and cannot be moved from its place in the living room, not even in the event of guests.
Food that you find in the comforter fort belongs to the proprietor of the comforter fort, even if it is food you left in the comforter fort on a previous occasion. If you don’t want to forfeit your food to the proprietor of the comforter fort, please be sure to take all food with you as you depart the comforter fort. This is not only saves your food; it helps the comforter fort. So many comforters means so many folds. Losing, say, a bag of potato chips in one of those comforter folds could result in ants, which are even more problematic than usual in a place like a comforter fort, because it is a) dark, and b) enforces a very lax policy on wearing pants.
The following things are not allowed in the comforter fort: beverages (Nobody wants to hit a wet spot in a comforter fort); dogs (could grow disoriented under all of those comforters, turn violent); condiments (see beverages); appliances (fire hazard); meat (could attract dogs); cleats (accidental kicking happens in a comforter fort, smooth soles will keep injuries to a minimum); and sausage (a kind of meat).
Really, though, the most important rule of the comforter fort is to have fun! Also, to be quiet. The comforter fort is a quiet place. That goes for the immediate area outside of the comforter fort… JAMES!
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