Thursday, May 26, 2016

Teeter 800ia Inversion Table

When the magnetic poles invert, YOU'LL be ready!

One day, it'll happen. The magnetic pole shift will occur. It'll be a whoosh, and a snap, and a rattle, and a thud. And then suddenly South will be North and North will be South and East and West will probably flip but only in a relative way because they're mostly chill and don't really get involved in magnetics too much. And the world will be in disarray for years.

Unlesssssss you get an Inversion Table! Because in an Inversion Table, you're already inverted! Which means when the world inverts around you, you'll invert too... to be the same as where you started before inverting! Which is normal! Which is what you're used to! Which makes you the ruler of the world! Hooray! Hooray for Inversion!

*Warning: Inversion may not have anything to do with magnetics and our author failed physics so maybe it's best you research properties of matter on Wikipedia or something.*


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