Certainly much easier than trying to take a desk to the gym.
Working out isn't hard, what's hard is what you have to give up. To get in shape, you can't eat junk food all day long. You can't sit on your butt marathoning Community. You can't play video games for ten hours a session. But who wants to give up their own free time? Only suckers!
The real trick is to figure out how you can make your boss pay for all the stuff you hate doing. And guess what? A desktop treadmill is the first step. Get one of these for your office (maybe your boss will even pay if you ask politely or hide the paperwork in a big pile of other stuff) and you can spend those goofing off moments jogging a few miles. It'll make you look more productive. So amazingly productive. Deviously productive. Soon they'll fire your boss for appearing slovenly and they'll give you the big chair. Which you won't use, because you'll be on a treadmill. And won't that impress them even more?
Possibly you'll even be the CEO within the decade. And then what happens? You give interviews! You credit your Desktop Treadmill for everything! Suddenly Desktop Treadmills are on every magazine cover! They're the talk of the town!
And that's when you sell your supply of Desktop Treadmills and walk away. Totally legal, too. Ask anybody.
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