WELCOME TO THE THINKOLYMPICS, WHERE—sorry, that was loud...where the world's greatest thinkers compete for bragging rights
Well I've just been informed that contestant Mark Barzpartigan-Stovedrift has just been disqualified for failing to use his brain because our medical revealed he does not have a head. So let's move on to Alice Stadcopter from California, who's now taking the stage. Oh, looks like Alice is bringing her Lenovo ThinkPad Notebook with her, and the judges have approved of this. What a great advantage Alice has going into the first round...now wait, Alice left her Lenovo on the table and is now walking away, what does that...oh I see, the Lenovo will be competing for her, and the judges are nodding in approval. Ok, round one.
MODERATOR: Are you thinking?
LENOVO: Yes.
Wow, that concludes round one! So Lenovo/Alice is now in the lead, and here we are at round two.
MODERATOR: Are you still thinking?
LENOVO: Yes.
This is unprecedented in the history of the Thinkolympics, of which this is the first year, wow! Looks like the Lenovo will be advancing to the final round, which is now.
MODERATOR: Do I write 'ThinkPad' as one word?
LENOVO: Yes.
And that's a wrap! Lenovo has won the gold medal for Alice Stadcopter! What an amazing—ah wait, I've just been informed the Thinkolympics are being canceled due to it being terrible. And now a word from our sponsor, which is ironically Lenovo.
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