WHAT KIND OF VACUUM HAVE YOU BEEN USING? OURS IS AN ANIMAL.
SO YOU'VE GOT A BORING NON-DYSON AND YOU'RE VACUUMING THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE GUESTS ARE COMING OVER IN TEN MINUTES AND ALSO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE FLOOR IN YOUR HOUSE AND THAT'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOUR VACUUM HAS ONLY ONE SETTING: DUMB. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR VACUUM HAS A 'DUMB' SETTING THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.
BUT THIS DYSON—HEY, LOOK OVER HERE NOW. THIS DYSON IS AN ANIMAL. A SMART ANIMAL. IT ADAPTS TO SO MANY KINDS OF FLOORS. YOU HAVE A CARPET? NO PROBLEM. YOU HAVE HARDWOOD? NO PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A FLOOR OF FIRE? THAT'S A PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT PROBLEM BEFORE YOU HAVE GUESTS OVER.
JUST REMEMBER TO FEED YOUR ANIMAL PLENTY OF LINT AND DIRT OR ELSE YOU MIGHT WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR DYSON SITTING ON YOU AND PICTURING YOUR FACE AS A GIANT TASTY LINT BALL.
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