PowerBlock Personal Trainer Adjustable Dumbbell Set

I'M POWERBLOCK, YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER. ON YOUR FEET. NOW.

WE'RE GONNA TONE EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY WITH THE DUMBBELL SET, BUT FIRST, HERE'S YOUR 39 OZ PROTEIN SHAKE, DRINK IT FAST. I KNOW IT'S GROSS, I ADDED SOME LIGHTER FLUID TO GET YOUR FIRE GOING. OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME HEAVY LIFTING. I'M GONNA START YOU ON THE HEAVIEST SETTING THEN WE'LL ADD MORE WEIGHT AS WE GO. ALSO I'M GONNA CHAIN MY PICKUP TRUCK TO YOUR NECK. BY THE END OF THE WEEK YOU SHOULD BE AS MIGHTY AS THE SUN. OR DEAD. YOUR CHOICE. EITHER WAY, WE'RE GONNA LIFT OUR WAY TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT COMPETING FOR STATE? YOU'RE JUST A PASSERBY WHO I MISTAKENLY GRABBED TO UNDERGO PERSONAL TRAINING? OH. SORRY. WELL. I'LL LET YOU GO. BUT CAN YOU PLEASE PUKE UP THE PROTEIN SHAKE, THAT STUFF IS EXPENSIVE.

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HP 8200 Elite Intel Core i5 SFF Desktop

Hi, I'm a spy. I can't say much more than that but I can tell you I get all my Elite Intel from my HP 8200 Elite Intel Core Desktop. 

During my last mission (code name: [REDACTED]), I was in [REDACTED] when a [REDACTED] fell out of the sky and [REDACTED] me on the [REDACTED]. That's the result of bad intel. From then on, I decided to get only the purest, most secretive intel from the...wherever secret intel comes from. So when my contact Mr. or Ms. [REDACTED] suggested I try out the HP Elite Intel, I knew it would be the machine for me. It has 'elite' and 'intel' in the same title! That's enough for this spy. So I thanked Mr. or Ms. [REDACTED] for the hot tip, then made sure he/she wouldn't tell anyone anything ever again. Hey c'mon, it's my job. Anyway, the HP works great! I've been taking spy quizes online all morning. I'm a "Super Spy" because I got a 7/10 score. I'd share it online but then I'd have to eliminate everyone online—whoops I've said too much, what I meant to say was [REDACTED].

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Mortimer and Monte's Weekend Adventures: Mortimer's Official Job Title

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The Winds of Spampum Forest

The Winds of Spampum Forest

O how I long to walk
In Spampum Forest again
Stepping over dead clowns
Whistling a tune of brighter days

Many long years have passed
And the winds are bitter cold
Because I am butt ass naked
And reminded of the friends I have lost

The sky is ashen grey
The leaves have left the trees
Hey weird a floating whale skull
And homeward now I must tread

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How To Make A Sandwich

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ORCA Extra Heavy Duty Coolers

These coolers may look a bit imperfect. But who cares about the outside of a cooler?

How many times have you thrown a cooler in a trunk, or stuffed a cooler in the weird corner of a boat, or banged it into a tree or sat on it - SAT ON IT! -while tapping your dirty shoes against the side. How many times have you dragged a cooler over rocky ground, or left it sitting on wet grass, or all the other things we do to the outside of our coolers? The outside of a cooler is the least important part. As long as the seal works as it should, the cooler could be made of dirt clods and bees for all you care. The important part is the cold stuff inside.

So don't be afraid if these coolers are a little bit visually sub-par. They work. They'll keep that beer and soda and potato salad and salami and ice and whatever nice and cold for your summer fun. Think of them as an old friend from a previous life that you're just now running into again. You're both a little imperfect, but you can both still do the job, yeah?

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There Can Be Only Pun: Lansinging in the Rain

Well hello there. Last week was Punner's Choice IV where we asked you to present your theme ideas. Big thanks to donthaveone for coming up with "State capitals and movies." We think this is going to be a good one. As always, we'll be looking to hand out five bucks for the Secret Pun. Now, let the hilarity commence!

Examples:

• Springfield of Dreams
• Little Rock of Horrors
• The Lost Boise

 

The two runners-up and their themes, which we'll be punning on in the coming weeks, are:

• telymanbws for Movies and restaurants
• goldilion for Athletes and food

 

We really liked the Prince songs and food theme, but you gave away too many puns! That's why we ask for only one example. R.I.P. Alexander Nevermind. :(

 

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.

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Live From the Internet!

Live from the Internet is here! It's live! (Sort of.) It's right now!

Yo. Sup?

 

You hungry, bro?

Is this what it's like to be on drugs?

 

Is this what it's like to have a dog?

J/k. I have a dog. I know that this is what it's like to have dog.

 

What about you? Do you have a dog? Do you have a funny video? Send me the video! Send me your dog pics! I'm dying of boredom over here! Please, just send me something!

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The Debunker: Are Dinosaurs Extinct?

If there's one thing everyone knows about the dinosaurs, it's that they're dead. In fact, they're synonymous with deadness, like disco or doornails or Francisco Franco. About 65 million years ago, an asteroid collided with Earth, splashing down in a shallow sea off the coast of what is today Mexico. The dinosaurs, probably already made vulnerable by a million years of climate shifts, didn't stand a chance against a rock the size of Manhattan. Mile-high tsunamis, volcanoes and earthquakes, shock waves circling the globe, rains of molten glass, a year of complete darkness. It was literally lights out for them.

Or so the story went for many years. In the 1970s, an American paleontologist named John Ostrom pushed back against the century-old idea that dinosaurs were lumbering reptiles, and argued that they were in fact more closely related to modern birds. The discovery of Chinese dinosaur fossils preserved with feathers intact vindicated Ostrom's radical theory. This new vision of dinosaurs got a massive audience in Steven Spielberg's 1993 movie Jurassic Park, which ends with a paleontologist lost in thought as he watches a flock of pelicans, marveling at these dinosaur descendants.

In fact, the truth is even weirder than that. According to our current taxonomic classification, birds aren’t just descendants of theropod dinosaurs—they are theropod dinosaurs! Modern birds are members of Maniraptora, the same dinosaur clade that included Velociraptor, Troodon, Archaeopteryx, and lots of other old favorites. The asteroid collision that ended the Cretaceous period did kill every land animal larger than a dog—but that wasn’t all the dinosaurs. It was just all the non-avian dinosaurs. Lots of little dinosaurs survived, and they and their cousins are still flying the friendly skies. So plenty of common dino facts you remember from third grade are actually wrong. The smallest known dinosaur, for example, wasn’t Microraptor or Compsognathus. It's the two-inch-long bee hummingbird, and it's still buzzing around the tropical hills of Cuba today.

Quick Quiz: What was the first species of flying reptile ever identified, a non-dinosaur of the late Jurassic whose name means "winged finger"?

Ken Jennings is the author of eleven books, most recently his Junior Genius Guides, Because I Said So!, and Maphead. He's also the proud owner of an underwhelming Bag o' Crap. Follow him at ken-jennings.com or on Twitter as @KenJennings.

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Wise Company 132 Servings Ultimate Preparedness Kit

Never forget the good ol' days.

You swing the French doors wide and step out into the sunshine. You close your eyes and feel the yellow warmth kissing your face. The spring breeze carries the sweet fragrance of flowers, their vibrant colors bursting to life in the meadow before you. You inhale deeply... and start to cry.

It wasn't always like this. Not long ago, the field lay scarred and barren. The sun hung behind clouds of soot. The only breeze that blew was the dusty rattle of one's last breath. Not long ago, death was a welcome guest. How you longed now for those days of eternal winter.

Today, fruit grows on trees once again. Vegetables sprout unapologetically. Daily meals are prepared from fresh harvest, not from freeze-dried packages in plastic buckets. Nature's bounty is ripe for the picking. You gag reflexively at the thought.

"One day," you think. "One day it'll be just like it was." Until then, you'll pluck apples from branches and choke down bites of organic, free-range chicken. You're a survivor, and that's what survivors do.

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Music Monday: RIP Prince

Today's Music Monday is going to be a little different than usual for two reasons. The first: It's Prince. Seriously. Almost 100% of modern music derives from the ideas he was originating and playing with. He touched rock, he touched soul, he touched dance, he touched everything. And he could even do it all himself, playing all the instruments one at a time. There's really never been a performer like him.

But the second reason this will be a strange Music Monday is that Prince didn't want his stuff to be online. For years his legal team would swoop in and remove his stuff from YouTube and other sites. That means I've got nothing of his to link to here today. SO instead, I'm going to go the other direction. I'm going to link some of his copycats, side projects, and such. Because good God, if anyone deserves a tribute, it's Prince.

94 East - Just Another Sucker

 

So Prince was born into a family that was absolutely soaked in music, which possibly helped him get started early on. This 94 East track was written by Prince, in 1977, and it's one of his earlier compositions. 94 East was formed by Prince's cousin's ex-husband. The band didn't really do much else, but you can hear the start of Prince's funky sound right here.

More to come.

The Time - Get It Up

 

In 1981, Prince was juuust starting to break. Songs like "Controversy" were actually getting lots of attention, but his sex-charged music was sort of hard to play on the radio. His response wasn't to change his style, but to make a side project in which he talked about the same topic in different ways. Rumor has it that on some live shows Prince would stand behind a curtain and ghost-play the music for the band, then go out and do his own set right after. The fact that most people accept this rumor as possibly plausible says volumes about the man himself.

Tevin Campbell - Round And Round

 

Of course, Tevin Campbell got his start in Graffiti Bridge, the sequel to Purple Rain, and like many people who worked with Prince, his career got a ton of attention. And then, like a lot of people who work with Prince, it never really went that high again. It's a shame, but it's kind of understandable. A person's Prince song was very often the best song they ever did.

Kate Bush feat. Prince - Why Should I Love You

 

Although I'm about to link to the originals, Prince has a lovely cover of Betcha By Golly Wow (and a superior version of What If God Was One Of Us) that illustrates how his genius wasn't limited to his own stuff. He even recently covered Bowie's Heroes (of course it's not up any more) in a very magical way. Prince was a harsh critic, so a polite nod to another songwriter was something very special. This Kate Bush cover is somehow so Princey and yet so very Kate Bush as well.

Prince (via the NFL) - Purple Rain

 

The only power strong enough to to keep a Prince song on the Internet is the NFL, so I'm linking to this 2007 halftime show as our final goodbye. If you don't know the glorious heap of of Prince magic that's out there (not even counting what's hidden in the vault) I encourage you to go find any random CD from this list and enjoy. There has not been and will not be another musician like Prince, and I say that as a person who still hasn't completely gotten over the death of David Bowie. God bless you and all your works, Prince Rogers Nelson. What are we going to do without you?

Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. See you next week for the long-delayed goodbye to Dennis Davis, and then Gato Barbieri finally gets his Music Monday on the 9th. Unless Willie Nelson dies or something.

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Mortimer and Monte's Weekend Adventures: Mortimer and the New Guy

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Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Animal Vacuum - Purple

WHAT KIND OF VACUUM HAVE YOU BEEN USING? OURS IS AN ANIMAL. 

SO YOU'VE GOT A BORING NON-DYSON AND YOU'RE VACUUMING THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE GUESTS ARE COMING OVER IN TEN MINUTES AND ALSO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE FLOOR IN YOUR HOUSE AND THAT'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOUR VACUUM HAS ONLY ONE SETTING: DUMB. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR VACUUM HAS A 'DUMB' SETTING THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

BUT THIS DYSON—HEY, LOOK OVER HERE NOW. THIS DYSON IS AN ANIMAL. A SMART ANIMAL. IT ADAPTS TO SO MANY KINDS OF FLOORS. YOU HAVE A CARPET? NO PROBLEM. YOU HAVE HARDWOOD? NO PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A FLOOR OF FIRE? THAT'S A PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT PROBLEM BEFORE YOU HAVE GUESTS OVER.

JUST REMEMBER TO FEED YOUR ANIMAL PLENTY OF LINT AND DIRT OR ELSE YOU MIGHT WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR DYSON SITTING ON YOU AND PICTURING YOUR FACE AS A GIANT TASTY LINT BALL.

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I'm Crying

I'm Crying

I'm crying
Nothing is good
Everything is un-good
And the moon is out

How could you do this to me?
When could you do this to me?
What could you do this to me?
These are questions

I've cried enough tears
To fill a pint glass
For a cry smoothie
It's for you

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How to Fold A Shirt

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Lenovo M93 Intel i5 500GB Tiny Desktop

Okay, smarty pants. Give us one good reason AGAINST owning a tiny desktop. See? You can't.

One good reason, ONE good reason not to have a tiny desktop. "Because they're small"? BOOOOO that's not a real reason! What are we, back in 1911? Does everything have to be vacuum tubes the size of a warehouse? BOOOO Or maybe you say "because they're hard to understand"? Hey, this tiny desktop obeys lots of commands! Maybe even from CHILDREN! You can't even get children to obey you consistantly!

And let us just shoot down arguments like "It's a distraction" or "It won't help anyone learn" before you even bring them up. We live in an age where the last possible job with long-term potential might actually be "robot designer." If robots and the computer world are strange and scary to you and your kids, how are any of you going to survive in a dark and cruel new future where steel is the new flesh? You need to be a person that's comfortable with computers, a person who can make robot friends, a person who understands how robots talk and think! Or else you'll be cast out with the meatlings and never see the brave new chrome sun.

There are no good reasons not to buy a tiny desktop. There never are. ALWAYS SIDE WITH THE COMPUTER, PEOPLE. ALWAYS.

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There Can Be Only Pun: Punner's Choice IV

Once again, we're turning things over to you, punners. Show us what you're made of by coming up with some great pun ideas. if you can't remember what you need to do, here's a reminder:

• Think of two topics that would make funny puns when mashed up (i.e. Candy and songs, celebrities and literature, presidents and movies.)
• Write ONE example of your pun mash-up.
• Post your theme ideas with your mash-up example.

 

We'll choose three themes next week.

Now on to last week. Unfortunately, no one guessed the Secret Pun, which was "Norman Pet Rockwell." That means the pot is up to $10. You'll have the chance to nab it two weeks from today once we've chosen our next theme.

Here are our faves from (Kid Art):

• M.C. Escher Sketch (egon42)
• Bikelangelo (guitarart)
• Legonardo da Vinci (JD Sardone)

 

Honorable Mentions:

• Chihuly hoop (JDSardone)
  If it were up to me exclusively, this would have been our #1. However, whether or not Chihuly is a "real" artist is a point of contention within the group. Bah, I say!

• Raggedy Andy Warhol (Billlbo)

• Vincent Van Gobot (Coogles)

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.

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1200TC 4-Piece Sheet Set

Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

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Exquisite Hotel 600TC 100% Egyptian Cotton Sheet Sets

Soon it will be too warm to sleep under blankets. What will you do then? It's sheets or nothin'.

There will come a time in August when you will sprawl above the bedding in a desperate attempt to expose your hot skin to the slightly less hot air. And there will come a time in November when you feel the winter's chill begin and you spin yourself into a warm blanket like a hibernating beast. It happens every year and we must prepare for it.

But until we reach August and depart it for November, there will be a small and gentle period of days where it becomes too warm for a blanket, yet too cold to lie gasping in a bathtub full of ice chips. And in those days, the only balance of heat out and heat in exists in the form of a sheet.

Those middle days are coming, friends. Prepare yourself now, lest ye be uncomfortable later.

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Live From the Internet!

Live from the Internet is here! It's live! (Sort of.) It's right now!

This is so cool. But also so scary. But really, it's pretty cool.

 

Speaking of the ocean, I assume everyone read this story about a plucky octopus who escaped his tank and found his way back to the ocean. If you haven't aready read it, I just toally ruined the ending. But you should still check it out anyway!

Here's a different video that is not cool, but is still scary. And great. But weirdly very scary.

 

 

And on that note...that's all I've got for today. Send me some links! Send me some videos! Do it! Do it now!

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Stainless Steel Fireplace

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1000W Portable Rugged Bluetooth NFC BoomBox

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Doo Doo Head Mask

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The Reason for the Season

Declination Of Independence

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Suburban Blitzkrieg

It’s da Bomb, Pops

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VIZIO 32" 1080p Full-Array LED Smart TV

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SOTMC 3 Month Subscription

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PUMA EL ACE OP

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Mighty Max Cart Utility Black

Cartigo Ergo Sum

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Samsung 29" Curved WFHD LED-Lit Monitor

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Samsung 4ch 720p HD 4 Cam Security System

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Sony Bluetooth TV Sound System w/Built In Subwoofer

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All-Clad 8" Slicer Knife

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Seagate Lyve Home 2TB Photo & Video Manager

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Dyson DC33 Multifloor Vacuum - Yellow

Serious Detective

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Moff Band Wearable Smart Toy 3 Color Choices

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Marshall Stanmore Bluetooth Speaker

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1/2 Horse Power Reduced Noise Chain Drive

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VIZIO 43" 1080p Full-Array LED TV

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VIZIO 15.6" Full-HD Intel i7 1TB Notebook

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