Clean up after yourself and no one will know this day even exists.
Today, February 29th, is a day that only comes every four years. It's easy to forget about. Easy to overlook. There won't be another one next year, or the year after that, or the year after that. Today's a day when you can do stuff you want to forget about, knowing that a year from now, everyone's gonna be focused on what happened on March 1st instead. Sneaky? Yuuuup. Valid? Hey, you didn't invent Leap Years.
So make sure you've always got a way to clean up after yourself. Something like, say, a Dyson DC59. If you can get rid of the evidence before the end of February 29th, you're pretty much getting away with it. Just act cool and have an alibi for March 1st and nobody's gonna think twice! By the time they start an investigation, it'll be 2020. Hopefully the statue of limitations will have run out by then.
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