Under Armour Men's Shorts (Your Choice)

Turn the tables on discomfort.

Dirk has it all figured out. Dirk is the guy who weasels his way out of uncomfortable situations, without fail, every time. To many, Dirk is an enigma.

Dirk is not particularly good looking or charming. He has neither wit nor guile and, frankly, is of below-average intelligence. Dirk thinks ponies are just baby horses.

What Dirk does have, however, is a bevy of Under Armour shorts. And while Under Armour shorts are appropriate dress for sports, workouts and lounging around, they are inappropriate dress for performance improvement meetings, conversations about the future of your relationship, and court appearances.

Just last week, Dirk was encouraged to skip his grandmother's funeral when he showed up to the wake in coat, tie and Under Armour shorts. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the secret to Dirk's success. This and well-timed deep knee bends.

 

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Dyson DC59 Motorhead - Fuschia

Clean up after yourself and no one will know this day even exists.

Today, February 29th, is a day that only comes every four years. It's easy to forget about. Easy to overlook. There won't be another one next year, or the year after that, or the year after that. Today's a day when you can do stuff you want to forget about, knowing that a year from now, everyone's gonna be focused on what happened on March 1st instead. Sneaky? Yuuuup. Valid? Hey, you didn't invent Leap Years.

So make sure you've always got a way to clean up after yourself. Something like, say, a Dyson DC59. If you can get rid of the evidence before the end of February 29th, you're pretty much getting away with it. Just act cool and have an alibi for March 1st and nobody's gonna think twice! By the time they start an investigation, it'll be 2020. Hopefully the statue of limitations will have run out by then.

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Music Monday: New Day

Happy Music Monday! If you're seeing this, we've gone a week without a famous music figure dying. Let's start a new trend, shall we? Today Scott's got five songs about new days. Get ready. The last one might be controversial.

Husker Du - New Day Rising

 

Ever gotten out of bed the day after a breakup and told your reflection "this is where it all begins again!" Ever walked away from that mirror and immediately spent the day mad at the stuff you supposedly just threw away? That's the sound of this song. It's a new day, but that doesn't mean you've immediately forgotten the past. It takes some work to push through that new day and start a new trend. But if you keep at it, you'll reach the new week, then the new year, then the new you.

Four more comin' right up.

Basia - New Day For You

 

Basia actually occupies a special place in my heart, because I don't think we'll ever go back to a time when a song like this could be a radio hit. The mix of friendly jazz and electronica aren't new to us like they were in the late 1980s, when this sound was truly part of a new day. Can you imagine someone creating a new instrumental sound in this day and age? Unless someone turns record scratching into something they play in coffee shops, we're not getting another Basia.

The Cure - New Day

 

Mysterious and wobbly, this song well represents how The Cure can be both familiar and new all at the same time. It almost sounds like the vocals have the wrong backing track, but that's just part of the magic! And, by the end, it's all tied together into a wonderful whole.

Sting - Brand New Day

 

I keep meaning to do a great big multi-part Music Monday illustrating how Sting slowly lost his mind. The man went from punk rock reggae to playing instruments from the Battle of Hastings! And this record right here, this is the turning point between "innovative but sappy" Sting and "when did you turn into Phil Collins" Sting. Which is sad in both cases, because the pair of them are clearly talented, they just stopped caring. In this case, the new day was not what people would consider better. Radio-friendly, sure. But not better.

Watch The Throne - New Day

 

I'll say it openly: Kanye really is this generation's David Bowie. He focuses on himself and does whatever he wants, he's got a complex relationship with an older brother figure he often attempts to be, he commits to a concept then swerves a whole different way on a whim, he has a reputation for borrowing other people's ideas and taking credit for them, and he's apparently having a breakdown while finding God which is right where Bowie was as he zipped from station to station. This particular duet with Jay-Z (who is kinda of Kanye's Scott Walker) is an apology to the kids they'll one day have about how hard it will be for them to grow up with famous dads. It's proof that somewhere in that messy head is a talent who can deliver as needed. Maybe he just needs to get away from the pressure! Kanye, why not take RZA to Berlin and lay low?

Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. See you next week.

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Try the Woot App and Get $10

Yes seriously. Ten dollars. Click here now.

If you haven't bought something on the Woot app yet, you totally should!

Why? Well, not only is it pretty much the best app to ever grace the screen of an iOS OR Android device, it's also a way for you to get $10 for free.

That's right. Ten dollars. FOR FREE.

Anyone who makes a purchase on the app for the first time from February 29th through March 6th 2016 will get a coupon for $10 off of a future purchase of $25 or more at Woot. This offer excludes purchases made on Wine.Woot. Shop now and get your $10 coupon in your email!

Get the app here, now!

Hurry! Supplies aren't limited, but I mean, why wait around on an offer like this?

HAPPy shopping everyone!!

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Mortimer and Monte's Weekend Adventures: Monte's Biggest Fear

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Yukon Outfitters Bug-Out Bag, 5 Colors

The government is probably not going to appear from nowhere and force you to flee. But your friend with a timeshare in the Bahamas might.

The term bug-out bag comes from all those jobs where a person might have to travel at a moment's notice. A true bug-out bag is kept packed and ready so that all you need to do is grab the handle and walk, leaving the rest of your life behind. Odds are good that you, dear reader, are never going to need to use a bug-out bag for its real purpose.

But what you might use it for is when your friend says "Hey, my fiance just left me and I have an extra ticket, want to go to Bermuda with me tonight?" Or maybe when your other friend says "I just won a flight to Australia on a crazy local radio station, but the catch is I have to go right now!" Or maybe when someone says "Hey, that trip we planned two months ago is tomorrow, did you forget?" and you have to say NO NO I HAVE A BAG READY RIGHT NOW.

And yes, IF the gas-masked New World Order kicks in your door and three AM, you CAN grab your bug-out bag and leap from the window. But let's be honest here: why would the New World Order even CARE about you? More likely than not, you'll only be bugging out for a vacation.

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Celebrate the Common Year

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The Way We Were When We Were

The Way We Were When We Were

Like tides at dusk
Or even at other times
We ebb and flow, flow and ebb
Ebbing, flowing
Probably at dusk

How does the wing span
How does the C-span
My brother once ate a whole tin of span
But alas, he died
At dusk

We were, we are
Aren't we
Yes, we are
And were

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Apple Watch Sport

You know what they say: it's not a household name until it shows up on Woot.

Hey, we're open about it! The odds of us ever getting a product before anyone else are like a guy with a cowboy to his left and a saintly old Catholic woman to his right: between Slim and nun. There's no chance that Apple will ever call us and say "Woot, would you like the very first iBelt?" or whatever it is they're pushing next. We don't get our shot at the big time until everyone else burns through the early adopters. That's just who we are. No big deal.

By the time an items gets to us, it's been discussed, debated, considered, and possibly improved on. By the time an item gets to us, you've already decided if you want it or not. By the time an item gets to us, all that's left is a lowering of the price. We sell to all the people who can't afford to get in on Day One, right? That's who we are. That's what we do.

As such, check out this Apple Watch right here. If you've been putting off buying one, well, now might be the time to get in the game. Because if we've got it, it's no longer a secret only known to the cutting edge types, right? Which means the cool clock is ticking. Be a bad-ass while you still can.

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There Can Only Be Pun: Fashows

Amy's out right now, but the pun must go on, as they say. This week we're going to be mashing up all our favorite clothing items with all our favorite tv shows. Or our least favorites. Or ones you feel ambivalent about! It's totally not required that you like the stuff that you make a pun with.

Some Examples:

• Better Call Shawl
• Full Blouse
• The Shirtpranos

 

Since the secret pun is, you know, a secret, I can't tell you right now if anyone guessed it. It's a very secret secret. Even from the rest of us writers. But I assure you that Amy will be back soon to let you guys know if anyone gets to claim that coveted secret pun prize.

In the meantime, here's our favorites from last time (Celebritools):

• Dustbin Hoffman (urhistory)
• Russel Crowbar (Coogles)
• Sander Bullock (kbajan)

 

Honorable Mentions:

• Anne Latheaway (daveinwarshington)
• Britney Shears (shyxgrl)
• Judi Wrench (Coogles)
• Macaulay Caulk-gun (Coogles)
• Anvil Lavigne (bankernosaj)
   

 

Wow, Coogles, way to go. You really crushed it this week. But can you crush it again in the coming week? And did any of you guess the secret pun? Tune in to find out! Get punning everyone!

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Ray-Ban Polarized Sunglasses

Sunglasses make everyone look cooler.

But did you know that sunglasses also make everything look cooler? It's true. If the objects in your house are looking decidedly uncool, a nice pair of Wayfarers might be just the ticket for them.

But don't take our word for it. Check out how a simple pair of sunglasses took these everyday objects from bland-land to 2 cool for school.

 

cool pen 

cool cactus

cool lamp

cool peanut butter

cool skull

cool computer

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Live From the Internet!

Live from the Internet is here! It's live! (Sort of.) It's right now!

Heeeeeeeeeeey! Hoooooooooo! Helloooooo!

Well, what's up?

 

Um, I don't know what's happening in this video.

 

Have you been looking for a taxidermy statue of a raccoon drinking a beer and flipping you off? Well sir, today happens to be your lucky day.

 

Ok, bye! Have a fun week! Send me cool stuff! Be safe! Stay cool!
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The Debunker: Is Curious George a Monkey?

According to the Chinese zodiac, it's been the "Year of the Goat" since last February, and we're getting pretty tired of the nonstop goat-related festivities. Luckily, the lunar new year this month begins the "Year of the Monkey," so the future looks bright. But Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings tells us that a lot of stuff we thought we knew about our mischievous treetop friends is just bananas. All month, he'll be here to put a stop to all the monkey business.

The Debunker: Is Curious George a Monkey?

"What a nice little monkey!" thinks the Man with the Yellow Hat, when he first meets his famous friend in the 1941 children's classic Curious George. Then he picks George up, stuffs him in a bag, and takes him out of Africa on a boat. "George was sad, but he was still a little curious," authors Margret and Hans Rey tell us, in what today seems to be some kind of super-problematic take on colonialism or animal abuse or slavery or something.

The Reys, who actually escaped Nazi-occupied Paris on homemade bikes in 1940, carrying with them the first Curious George manuscript, always referred to George as a monkey. His creation was almost certainly inspired by the two marmoset monkeys that the Reys themselves kept as pets when they lived in Brazil in the 1930s. But I'm going to quibble with George's own creators here. I don't think he's a curious little monkey. In fact, I don't think he's a monkey at all.

Most prominently, George has no tail. Now there are some species of macaque monkey that have vestigial little tail stubs, like the Barbary macaque of Algeria and Morocco, but George looks nothing like them. In fact, with his upright posture, hairless face and hands, and longer forelimbs than hind limbs, he's pretty clearly drawn to look like a chimpanzee. By common scientific definition, chimps are not monkeys, which usually have long tails, unlike the apes, who don't. Maybe the Reys are following the looser dictionary definition of monkey: any "nonhuman primate mammal with the exception usually of the lemurs and tarsiers." In other words, they know he's a chimp, they're just calling him a monkey colloquially. But you know what? I don't give a hoot what the Reys thought. I bravely stand with the scholars of the New Criticism movement, who believed (in the words of critic W. K. Wimsatt) that "the design or intention of the author is neither available nor desirable as a standard for judging the success of a work of literary art." Curious George looks like a chimp, dammit. Who are you going to believe, the author or your own eyes?

Quick Quiz: In Curious George Goes to the Hospital, our hero receives urgent medical care because he unwisely decides to swallow what?

Ken Jennings is the author of six books, most recently his Junior Genius Guides, Because I Said So!, and Maphead. He's also the proud owner of an underwhelming Bag o' Crap. Follow him at ken-jennings.com or on Twitter as @KenJennings.

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Overhead Storage Racks - Your Choice

RAWR! That's the noise a monster makes as it leaps out at you from the closet. A closet you won't need to open once you get an overhead storage rack!

Too many people have been dragged into Nightmare Land by the monsters that live inside a usual garage closet. Too many people are scared to use the things they put into winter storage for fear the monsters have claimed them. It's time to take back storage! It's time to use monster-proof steel, powder-coats, and a secure fastening system to work for YOU!

With 120 cubic feet of storage, you'll be able to get back that space once lost to the monsters. In fact, you might even get MORE space out of it. And then you can get rid of that closet. And send the monsters off to your neighbor's house. And buy his property on the cheap when he runs away in fright.

Monsters don't always have to be a negative, you know. A monster is just an opportunity waiting to happen.

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Music Monday: RIP Denise Matthews

So we're ending the second month of 2016, and we keep losing musicians every freakin' Monday. I write this on a Tuesday, after learning that Vanity passed away last night. Based on current trends, another musician is dying as you're reading this. Who knows how many RIP posts I'm gonna do before the year is out? Anyway, today's a tribute to Vanity. Even though she renounced her crazy old life and turned to God, she still left behind some cool music.

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl

 

It's totally fair to say that this song wouldn't exist without Prince, because that's 100% correct. Vanity was basically a stand-in because Prince couldn't transform himself into a woman and sing these songs. But that doesn't mean she was untalented. Here's a way to test it: try to sing this song. Seriously. It's like a wave of words and rhythm that just keep slapping against you. You can run out of breath before you even get to the chorus.

Think Scott can't do four more? THINK AGAIN.

Vanity - Pretty Mess

 

When Vanity basically abandoned Prince, she left with his sound and some of his style. Her solo album from 1984 is clearly Prince-inspired, although nothing close to what he was doing at the time. But consider this: Vanity walking away kind of inspired a good chunk of Purple Rain. Yeah, go watch it again and consider Apollonia is just a stand in for Vanity and "Darling Nikki" gets a lot more cruel. But hey, if she had stayed, there might have been no "Purple Rain" ever. And the world of music might be a very different place.

Vanity - Under The Influence

 

The story goes that Prince described Vanity as his reflection, so it shouldn't be surprising how bits of this video strive to be Under The Cherry Moon. The song didn't do so well but it might actually fit in better with today's neo-retro pop. Around this time Vanity was also moving to acting instead of music. And she was also doing a lot of drugs.

Vanity - Faraway Eyes

 

This particular song comes from Action Jackson, which isn't really a good movie but had a good movie hiding inside it somewhere. It was pretty much the last time Vanity did a song. Well, on purpose anyway.

Vanity 6 - If A Girl Answers Don't Hang Up

 

This is a rare occasion in Music Monday: the songs I want to talk about aren't actually on the Internet, so I gotta use a stand in. In the song I linked, Prince plays a woman on the other end of the phone fighting with Vanity about a guy. I chose this because it illustrates that they were partners at one point. While partners, Vanity recorded a song called "Vibrator" which was mostly just her singing about her favorite sex toy, then having an orgasm. In 1993, Prince released a song called "Orgasm" that featured, well, exactly what you'd think. Credit went to "She knows..." but it was actually Vanity's old track repurposed into a new song. Probably she didn't even get offered a royalty.

Vanity - Nature Boy

I'd be remiss not to say that Vanity was born again after an overdose, threw out all of her old music, and began working with churches. She ended her life as Denise Matthews, a God-loving woman who admitted to who she'd once been, but simply wasn't that person any more. A tribute to her persona wouldn't be fair or complete without noting that. Rest in peace, Vanity. Thanks for what you suffered through.

Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. See you next week.

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Destination: Imagination

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Microsoft Xbox One 500GB w/ Kinect

We’ll be honest: The thing we had here was REALLY not rockin’ it. So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've switched it to an item we hope you like more. Consider this is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself. And you'd better hurry. If this doesn’t sell soon, we might just have to change it again! Thank you You're welcome.

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Samsung 65" 4K Ultra Hi-Def Smart TV

A TV so good it'll outclass 90% of television history.

The first television broadcasts weren't in HD. They were barely in normal D if we're being honest. The first broadcasts were messy stage plays sent out to people who were perfectly content to watch things the way we used to watch RealPlayer videos a decade ago. This technology was replaced with 40s TV, and then 50s TV and then 60s TV, and only here did we start to get color involved. And then the 70s and the 80s and the 90s, all of which were full of grand visuals and lovely scripts, but all of which aimed for a specific size, shape and style of screen. It wasn't until THIS CENTURY that people started preparing themselves for the HD revolution.

This means your TV is going to outclass so many many MANY great TV shows. But on the plus side, the next time you watch something new? It's gonna look out of this world.

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Mortimer and Monte's Weekend Adventures: Mortimer Goes on a Spree

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WD MyPassport Ultra Portable Hard Drives

Don't keep your secret stuff on the internet.

It doesn't matter if something is encrypted, password protected, or hidden behind a firewall. If you've got secret stuff out there on the internet, someone can find it and someone can get to it.

And, no, I'm not talking about "secret" stuff like your bank accounts and your personal information. Of course that stuff is on the internet.

I'm talking about real secret stuff. Deep, dark, secret stuff.

Stuff like the downloaded archive of your middle school Xanga page. Or the audition tape you made for The Real World when you were 19. Or the pictures you have of yourself from when you went through that fedora phase.

I know you want to keep this stuff for your own personal records, and maybe as some kind of bizarre warning for future generations about the risks of over-exposure to the internet at a young age, but please, just get this stuff offline and store it somewhere safe, like a portable external hard drive.

And then maybe, just to keep it extra safe, hide that hard drive in a hollowed out book or bury it in a box in your backyard or something. Trust me, I've seen those fedora pics, and you really don't want those getting out there.

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HOW TO SLEEP IN

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[8 years later]

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Rating The Ratings: Deadpool

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Your Choice Fitbit

Fitness is better in bits.

There are a lot of ways to get fit. You could start running for longer and longer distances every day until eventually you're running a whole marathon! That's 26.2 miles! That's a big ol' chunk of fitness right there!

But that's also a lot of work. An easier method is to get your fitness in bits.

Walk 10 steps from your bed to your couch? That's one small bit of fitness.

Take the stairs instead of the elevator? That's another bit of fitness.

Flex your arm muscles while lifting a snack size bag of potato chips up to your face? That's one more tiny bit of fitness.

All those tiny bits of fitness add up to bigger and bigger fitness. And the FitBit keeps track of all your tiny fitness bits for you. Before you know it, you'll have accumulated enough bits of fitness to equal a whole marathon! It'll just be in five step increments, spread out of the course of months.

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There Can Be Only Pun: Celebritools

We'll never get enough of calling celebrities tools, so that's just what we're going to do this week. A very special shout-out to urhistory for the theme idea.

Some examples:

• Woody Allen Wrench
• Minnie Screwdriver
• David Ogden Pliers

 

We really seem to be gaining momentum every week. More and more people are playing, and we love it! And though daveinwarshington came very close, no one guessed the Secret Pun which was "Johannesburger." That puts this week's pot at $15! BIG MONEY!

The best from last time (Geo-noshing):

• All 50 state capitals (bankernosaj) -   I mean, COME ON
• Gyroshima (Aungethiem)
• Phyllodelphia (goldilion)

 

Honorable Mentions:

• EsFargo (GodfatherND)
• Goudapest (shyxgrl)

 
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Live From the Internet!

Live from the Internet is here! It's live! (Sort of.) It's right now!One of the first funny things that I can remember watching on the internet is this video. My dad showed it to me one day, and he was super proud of his find. He must have spent about 10 minutes waiting for the whole thing to load on our dial up internet. It was probably about fifteen years ago.

Then today I saw this video and I thought, "Wow. Look how far the internet has come."

Make sure you watch it all the way to the end...there's a surprise twist.

 

 

Did you watch the whole thing? Did you realize that I was lying about the surprise twist?

Anyway, the other day Scott told me that when Jerry Garcia died and they did an autopsy of him that they found a key in his intestine. I tried to verify that fact and I ended up here. I have no idea who did this or why and frankly I don't think I want to know.

Fun fact: "Ignition (Remix)" is one of my favorite songs! That is my opinion! So I was really thrilled to hear this never-before-heard track:

 

 

 

Well, if that last video got you all hyped up, then I've got a video that will help you slow your roll a little. Please enjoy the least lively blooper reel that you will ever lay eyes on:

 

 

(P.s. Just so you know the cynicism is fake- I actually love Rick Steves so much I'm like his biggest fan. (I mean I realize that there are probably like actually much bigger fans out there than me because for every thing that exists there are fans whose knowledge and devotion goes further than you would ever imagine and I'm not like one of those people for Rick Steves. I'm just saying that I do enjoy Rick Steves and I find his show to be interesting, informative, and oddly comforting.))

Welllllllllll that's all for today! How is everyone out there? What cool stuff are you looking at?

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Honeywell Decor Wireless Door Chime

February's birthstone is Amethyst! The ancient Greeks believed it protected them from drunkenness. If you decide to test that out, it's on you.

Love is what holds us all together. Well, love and DNA bonds. And maybe a little bit of particle physics. Oh, and electrochemical connections. But aren't all those just another way of saying love? So try and recapture the magic of Valentine's Day, which has now ended, and keep real love in your heart forever. And by real love, we mean "Spend a lot of money on our site buying gifts for those you care for." That's what love REALLY means.

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200' Open Reel Steel Tape Measure

February's birthstone is Amethyst! The ancient Greeks believed it protected them from drunkenness. If you decide to test that out, it's on you.

Love is what holds us all together. Well, love and DNA bonds. And maybe a little bit of particle physics. Oh, and electrochemical connections. But aren't all those just another way of saying love? So try and recapture the magic of Valentine's Day, which has now ended, and keep real love in your heart forever. And by real love, we mean "Spend a lot of money on our site buying gifts for those you care for." That's what love REALLY means.

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Small Wall Pack

February's birthstone is Amethyst! The ancient Greeks believed it protected them from drunkenness. If you decide to test that out, it's on you.

Love is what holds us all together. Well, love and DNA bonds. And maybe a little bit of particle physics. Oh, and electrochemical connections. But aren't all those just another way of saying love? So try and recapture the magic of Valentine's Day, which has now ended, and keep real love in your heart forever. And by real love, we mean "Spend a lot of money on our site buying gifts for those you care for." That's what love REALLY means.

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I'm Shot Without My Coffee Glass Mug

February's birthstone is Amethyst! The ancient Greeks believed it protected them from drunkenness. If you decide to test that out, it's on you.

Love is what holds us all together. Well, love and DNA bonds. And maybe a little bit of particle physics. Oh, and electrochemical connections. But aren't all those just another way of saying love? So try and recapture the magic of Valentine's Day, which has now ended, and keep real love in your heart forever. And by real love, we mean "Spend a lot of money on our site buying gifts for those you care for." That's what love REALLY means.

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