Sunday, January 31, 2016

Music Monday: Giving


Happy Music Monday! Each song is a little gift to us, the listener. But how many songs are just about giving? Scott's found five. And then he'll ask you to do your part.

Pebbles - Giving You The Benefit

 

You remember Pebbles? It's okay if you don't. She had a couple of hits in the late '80s and early '90s. But she does illustrate that giving doesn't always have to be physical. You can give your trust just as easily as you can give a present. Even though it's easier to get rid of trust. Obviously.

Four more, comin' right up.

The Kinks - Give The People What They Want

 

The Kinks are always a bit ironic with their lyrics, but they certainly do know how to give an audience their money's worth. Even though some of the people hate on progress and new stuff, they still would flock to a modern Kinks reunion (if it happened) in hopes of seeing those classics. Um, this classic. Um, whatever.

Curtis Mayfield - Give Me Your Love

 

Curtis Mayfield wouldn't have been Curtis Mayfield without all those heartbreaks he wrote about. People forget that sometimes bad things are also a gift. They may not feel that way, but when you turn the pain inside out and give it back in a new form, like Mr. Mayfield did, you can see how the bad can ultimately benefit the world. Although, you know, that's no excuse to cause bad stuff in the first place. More of a justification after the fact.

KC & The Sunshine Band - Give It Up

 

So here we have a song from the end of disco that illustrates the darker side of giving. Because giving isn't something that you can request, right? Then it becomes taking! Giving is about the person who gives deciding to give all on their own. No offense to KC, I'm sure he meant well when he wrote it. But this song really isn't about giving, is it?

Kristen Vigard (dubbing over Illeana Douglas) - God Give Me Strength

 

God, as a concept, is the ultimate giver. Even if you don't think He is real, you can understand how a deity could be the source of everything. You know, like how in Marvel Comics movies all super-heroes come from the attempt to make a new Captain America? Oh, what, you can wrap your head around THAT but can't imagine an all-powerful figure that gives us stuff? Boy, are YOU going to be upset when we finally get that Galactus movie. PS: this is a really good song too.

Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. See you next week.


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Love Our Love Tester

Have you ever wanted to find true love? Or maybe just get a big ol' box full of love-related stuff for Valentine's Day? HEY YOU'RE THE ONE WE'RE LOOKING FOR! Take a gander right here and learn what you've gotta do to get your very own Love Tester device... and some other stuff too.

The video really sums it up, but let's reiterate: we're giving away a big pile of stuff including a Love Tester. Included in that big pile of stuff might also be sexy candles, sexy board games, sexy romantic movies about Seattle, sexy dice, sexy adult novelties, sexy silk rose petals, and some other stuff. Are you interested? WE HOPE SO!

To enter for your chance to win, copy/paste "I NEED TO TEST MY LOVE!!" in the forum thread to this blog post before 5pm CT on Thursday Feb 4, 2016. The potential winner will be notified via email by 2/5/2016. You can see full Terms & Conditions right here. And maybe YOU will be lucky in love... tester buying!


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Saturday, January 30, 2016

IQ Massager TENS Stimulators (4 Colors)

Folk music turned to electricity long ago. Do you think you're better than folk music?

The first time electricity flowed through rock music, it was revitalized. All the old clunky bits were washed away for a few years. And then, when acoustic came back, it was exciting and felt new! Folk was reborn in a new way! WHAT WIZARDRY WALKED AMONG US THEN, EH?

Well, the answer is just electricity. Like you might be finding in these TENS Stimulators, that uses Electrical Muscle Stimulation to relieve muscle aches and tension in the problem areas. It's just a little jolt and then you're fresh and new (so to speak) as though you were pop music in the 1940s becoming rock music in the 1950s. Or like you were folk music in the early 1960s becoming heavy metal in the 1970s. Or like you were piano music in the mid-1970s becoming keyboard music in the 1980s.

If it can change music, it can change you. Also maybe hire a horn section as well, because that can really add some atmosphere.


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Friday, January 29, 2016

Samsung 55" 4K Full Web SUHDTV

 This is a GREAT time to be watching TV! But a bad time to have faith in society.

What's happening right now? We're starting the election process. People are fighting over who's right and who's wrong. Special interest groups are standing up for themselves. Majority power-barons are standing up for themselves. Life long politicians are fighting up-and-comers over who has the right to be the candidate, and there's a couple billionaires waiting in the wings to step in as soon as the initial battle is over. Gender, race, creed, religion, all the things we hold sacred are on the table to insult or defend as the chosen few go to war for the right to ignore what we ask them to do during the next three years. And this is gonna go ALL SUMMER.

It's a bad time to be hoping for a functioning society. But man. Is it gonna make for GREAT TV watching. Get yourself a nice 55" TV so you can keep up with every twist and turn. It'll get uglier before it gets better.


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Mortimer and Monte's Weekend Adventures: Mortimer's Super Powers


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HOW TO MAKE A CROSSBOW

Crossbows are cool. HOW TO MAKE A CROSSBOW​.

1. first we need a thing for the bow

2. no that's a ribbon bow, we need a big stick or something

3. sure a hockey stick might work

4. ok now we need a string

5. not twine

6. huh, yeah a bass string might work

7. is that a low E

8. [plays Smoke On The Water riff]

9. ok now we need arrows

10. no these are just One Way signs—wait why do you have a closet full of One Way signs

11. ok never mind

12. now we just need to put it all together

13. 

14. uh

15. 

16. let's play garage hockey

17. dibs on hockey stick, you get to use the bass


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Thursday, January 28, 2016

bObsweep Standard & PetHair Robot Vacuums-2 Colors

Robots will soon be the new cats. You mark our words.

Why do we have cats? Think about it, why DO we have cats? They're aloof, they don't listen, they do what they want and when we see them they are always demanding something of us. So why do we have them? That's right. Because long ago, the cats came into our homes to kill mice! Cats were our primary cleaning tools back when our society only had dirt floors and mud walls!

Keep that in mind as this robot vacuum moves back and forth across the house, sucking down the dirt and grime of day to day life. Because once upon a time, we were being ignored by tiny cats as they also did their rounds, and today? A few thousand years later? There are whole websites devoted to photos of these tiny murderous tools!

Robots are the new cats, dear reader. By the year 4000, we'll cuddle up with our vacuums at night.


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Art! With Don Rich

The Don Rich Minute! Advice you can use.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Diono Radian RXT Convertible Car Seat

Grows with your child! But if they're still happy with it in high school, maybe intervene.

Ronald, now, buddy, we talked about this, right? You knew that one day we'd be at this point. Yes, your father and I are glad you like your cat seat, but it's time to be a big boy and move forward. That's right, Ronald. It's time to get a job. You're thirty-five.

No, don't cry. Don't cry, Ronald. It's not going to get you an animal cracker. Really, I blame myself. My constant helicopter parenting laid the groundwork for this, I suppose. You just assumed you'd always be safe, and that your car seat would grow with you. And now, here we are. Me, a poor heartbroken mother. And you, a grown man trying to cram himself into a car seat.

Son, please. At least go talk to the nice lady who runs the ironically-themed bar and grill. She said you could be adult ball pit manager or head swing set wrangler if you were willing to work for tips! And that's a pretty good job in this economy!


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There Can Be Only Pun: Punner's Choice II

Last week was our last theme provided by you, the punners. There was a pretty good turnout for it, and we want to thank goldilion once again for the idea. This month was an experiment, and we think it went pretty well. So we're going to keep milking this cash cow till it's all shriveled and dried up. Here's a reminder of what we need you to do:

  • Think of two topics that would make funny puns when mashed up (i.e. Candy and songs, celebrities and literature, presidents and movies.)
  • Write ONE example of your pun mash-up.
  • Post your theme ideas with your mash-up example.
 

We'll choose three more winners next week and pun from there.

As always, here are our faves from last week, (Bird Brains):

  • Larkimedes (guitarart)
  • Erwin Crowdinger (JDSardone)
  • Wrené Laennec (Aungethiem)
 

Honorable Mentions:

  • Gullileo Gullilei (daveinwarshington)
  • FibonaChiChi (pftpft)
 

Secret Pun:

Last week we mentioned that barkwoot had guessed our "secret pun," which was OREO Speedwagon. This week, a couple of you came close, but no one guessed the secret pun, NikOWLa Tesla.

What is the secret pun, exactly? Allow us to explain. Every week, we'll squirrel away one extra pun instead of providing it as an example. If someone guesses it, they win. Win what? A coupon for FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS! Unless ...

... no one guesses it, like this week. Then the value for guessing the secret pun the next week goes up to $10. If no one guesses it again, it'll go up to $15 the following week and so on and so forth. So it builds $5 every week until someone gets it, then we'll start all over again.

Anyway, congratulations again to barkwoot for guessing the first secret pun. Check your inbox for a PM with your $5 coupon code!


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Random Printed Tees

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Samsung 28" 4K LED-backlit Monitor

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Motorized Rotating TV Antenna w/ Remote

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Whimsical Watches Unisex U1220033 Valentine's Day Red Leather Watch

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A Woot Official Handmade Valentine

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Rock Paper Scissiors 3pc Mug Set

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Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

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Yukon Outfitters Rifle Scabbard

Pick up the ball and run with it! Unless that ball is actually a baby bear. Don't touch the baby bear!

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Yukon Tactical Mission Bag - Olive Drab

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2016 SOTMC 3 Month Subscription

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Philips Viva Airfryer - Black

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8-Piece Thumb-Control Plant Watering Set

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Timex Women's T5K780

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A Woot Official Handmade Valentine

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Sunglasses Emoji Pillow

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Samsung 55" 1080p LED Full Web Smart TV

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